'A load of old rubbish'
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The badgers looking happy
And the fox is getting fat
I've saved a bit of money
I don't have to feed the cat
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When it comes to summer
Mr Rat will start to breed
There won't be any problems
For his little ones to feed
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'Cause if you go out on the street
You'll smell the small, grey bin
There's just no way to hide
The treasure that's within
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That's if it's even hidden
And not spread across my gras
'Cause the bin man was too busy
Just picking his own arse
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He didn't put my handle up
He doesn't give a ****
And now our neighbours garden
Just smells like a sess pit
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There's peelings on my flower bed
A chicken carcass on my lawn
And where my roses used to be
There's just a cob of corn
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The secrets out, I can not hide
And now my neighbours know
I've had fish and chips twice this week,
KFC and dominoes
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There are boxes in the car park
And boxes on the road
But as for my own green bin
It's spilt its precious load
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At the moment it is windy
Bins are blowing in the storm
That's why there's seven egg shells
And soggy cornflakes on my lawn
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When it comes to summer
The temperature will rise
You won't see the spilt, grey bins
Through the swarms of wasps and flies
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The fourteen day old nappies
Will have the binmen screaming
Tales of failed potty training
D&V and baby led weaning
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At least the wildlife's thriving
As my tax is on the rise
But my neighbours fence has skewered
The remains of last nights pies
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It looks just like a scarecrow
With its soggy pastry hat
And it's steak and kidney innards
Are being eaten by the cat
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So I guess it's swings and roundabouts
'Cause I've saved on feeding cats
But that little bit I'm saving
Goes on my increased council tax
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- By Suzanne Watt
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